Remember Remember

I was thinking about myself just now and came up with this little ditty in anticipation of November fifth and in celebration of the day of my birth:

Remember remember the seventh of September,

The day Kyle Valade was begot.

I know of no reason

That day of the squeezin'

Shouldn't be cared for by a lot.

The Upstairs Neighbours

The people upstairs, whom I have never met, seem to be playing indoor soccer.